I can't hate Bieber. Without him the world would be a poorer place, for this would not exist.

I can't hate Bieber. Without him the world would be a poorer place, for this would not exist.

I will admit that the jockeys in the bag crying, "We'll give you gold!" made me laugh.

I will admit that the jockeys in the bag crying, "We'll give you gold!" made me laugh.

I used to watch Adult Swim while trying to get to sleep. That show never, ever helped.

I used to watch Adult Swim while trying to get to sleep. That show never, ever helped.

Okay, I'm gonna say it.

Okay, I'm gonna say it.

I love you, Mustache Guy.

I love you, Mustache Guy.

What bothers me is you could get a decent show with a genuine conflict out of this concept, and all you'd have to do is focus on the anxiety a lot of us have about how we think that being a responsible grownup is something that happens one day and it's never quite gotten around to happening to us, instead of DUTY OF…

What bothers me is you could get a decent show with a genuine conflict out of this concept, and all you'd have to do is focus on the anxiety a lot of us have about how we think that being a responsible grownup is something that happens one day and it's never quite gotten around to happening to us, instead of DUTY OF…

I read Gravity's Rainbow on the assumption that sooner or later shit would make sense. It did not.

I read Gravity's Rainbow on the assumption that sooner or later shit would make sense. It did not.

Now we can listen to young people's music!

Now we can listen to young people's music!

Didn't he dismiss Blood Meridian as being about "cowboys and Indians"? That's what the core of pure hatred inside me seems to recall.

Didn't he dismiss Blood Meridian as being about "cowboys and Indians"? That's what the core of pure hatred inside me seems to recall.

That's what real men are! An ironclad value, not something every culture pretty much makes up according to their values!

That's what real men are! An ironclad value, not something every culture pretty much makes up according to their values!