I probably have. I do a lot more hearing stuff than I do knowing the names of stuff.

I probably have. I do a lot more hearing stuff than I do knowing the names of stuff.

I know some of those! Other Italian I know includes bastardo, puttana, assassino, and "You are not supposed to be up here!" yelled with an accent.

I know some of those! Other Italian I know includes bastardo, puttana, assassino, and "You are not supposed to be up here!" yelled with an accent.

I hate it when I screw up a job by getting garroted. 

I hate it when I screw up a job by getting garroted. 

I have a book called Diablo. It has to be read on top of a functioning modem while the servers are up, or else all the pages are blank.

I have a book called Diablo. It has to be read on top of a functioning modem while the servers are up, or else all the pages are blank.

This is as good a place as any to admit that I have never heard of this guy, and also I thought Genuwine was somebody Parks and Recreation made up.

This is as good a place as any to admit that I have never heard of this guy, and also I thought Genuwine was somebody Parks and Recreation made up.

The Exercise Rabbi was so beautifully bizarre.

The Exercise Rabbi was so beautifully bizarre.

I haven't watched the Simpsons much in ages, but with this many mentions of a talking dishrag episode, I am going to have to look it up out of sheer morbid curiosity.

I haven't watched the Simpsons much in ages, but with this many mentions of a talking dishrag episode, I am going to have to look it up out of sheer morbid curiosity.

That was so courageous and shocking that I forgot about it until now.

That was so courageous and shocking that I forgot about it until now.

The guy sighing and writing off the massive expense of the hummingbird costume was at least pretty funny, and almost a shot at how much work and money goes into those things that are only there for an instant's shock value.

The guy sighing and writing off the massive expense of the hummingbird costume was at least pretty funny, and almost a shot at how much work and money goes into those things that are only there for an instant's shock value.

But does she have her own Make My Video game on the Sega CD? I think not!

But does she have her own Make My Video game on the Sega CD? I think not!