Correction: a penis with THE man attached.

Willow was awesome then and remains awesome today. I would still pay good money to see a Madmartigan spin-off, even if it starred a bloated Val Kilmer.

He was kicked out for mis-directed woo, or pretty much any John Woo film.

Snoochie Boochies, or some shit.

Hermit of Mink Hollow?

I got it @avclub-1343022fc4003e2cf16f0368302d86e8:disqus for I too am from St. Louis.

Yeah but Lena Dunham's boobs aren't played by two actors that are not siblings in real life. At least as far as I know.

Because we don't think Girls is any good at doing it.

The Goon is Dead. Long live the Goon.

Well it is the answer to "What's brown and sounds like a bell?"

Agreed. Payback was awesome.

Apply this entire article to Girls and you will understand the backlash it received. It's exactly that "London Calling" phenomenon you described where it didn't meet the ridiculous hype it received from critics and everyone who isn't instantly in love feels like screaming that the Emperor has no clothes, when in fact…

I've never swooned so hard.

Also not the one I was thinking about. This one seems less dickish than the one I'm thinking of.

Also not the one I was thinking about. This one seems less dickish than the one I'm thinking of.

I had the exact same reaction. I remember there were a lot of "N/A"s and other stuff where he just refused to answer.

I had the exact same reaction. I remember there were a lot of "N/A"s and other stuff where he just refused to answer.

They call me the velvet hammer, the Alabama slammer, the orgasm, the death spasm.

They call me the velvet hammer, the Alabama slammer, the orgasm, the death spasm.

I'm glad the rest of the nerd patrol got here before I did. Good work guys, though I'm on the fence about this one. I think it's definitely wrong to say this show is "not high concept" but I'm a little uncomfortable calling it out as specifically high concept. If it were just, President has goofball son, I'd be on…