Who wants to live forever?

Here we call them sausages in the mouth.

Here we call them sausages in the mouth.

What about Boxing Cats?!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

What about Boxing Cats?!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My parents were pretty liberal with what I watched. They took me to go see Schindler's List when I was probably 9, let me watch Robocop over and over again. Homicide was my absolute favorite show before I was 10. But, of course, I was banned from watching the Simpsons.

My parents were pretty liberal with what I watched. They took me to go see Schindler's List when I was probably 9, let me watch Robocop over and over again. Homicide was my absolute favorite show before I was 10. But, of course, I was banned from watching the Simpsons.

Maybe not the most embarrassing, but my friends mom insisting that we all go see Girl Next Door because she thought it looked cute was pretty awesome. We kept telling her she might not like it, though none of us had the heart to tell her it was about a porn star. She found out eventually.

Maybe not the most embarrassing, but my friends mom insisting that we all go see Girl Next Door because she thought it looked cute was pretty awesome. We kept telling her she might not like it, though none of us had the heart to tell her it was about a porn star. She found out eventually.

Ugh, why did they have to change his katanas into pencils?

Ugh, why did they have to change his katanas into pencils?

Thank you @blooptaabi:disqus for legitimizing my weird gut feeling. Or curse you for sending me further down my spiral of insanity. Whichever.

Thank you @blooptaabi:disqus for legitimizing my weird gut feeling. Or curse you for sending me further down my spiral of insanity. Whichever.

They really missed the boat not switching the sexual roles in this version. Then it'd be a great song about the girl who doesn't realize she's a beard.

They really missed the boat not switching the sexual roles in this version. Then it'd be a great song about the girl who doesn't realize she's a beard.

There's definitely a lot of pregnancy hints in the scene. I'm still not totally convinced Tarantino put them there intentionally.

There's definitely a lot of pregnancy hints in the scene. I'm still not totally convinced Tarantino put them there intentionally.

He was an awkward kid trying to find his place. His mom was dead and he didn't fit in at his school. I felt sorry for him and found most of his bullshit charming in a removed way. It's not like he's Holden Caufield or anything. You may just not like Wes Anderson's preciousness.

He was an awkward kid trying to find his place. His mom was dead and he didn't fit in at his school. I felt sorry for him and found most of his bullshit charming in a removed way. It's not like he's Holden Caufield or anything. You may just not like Wes Anderson's preciousness.

Fuck everyone ever who hates on Randy Newman.