Jack Reacher?

Can someone over there please edit Mr. VanDerWerff's pieces?

Can someone over there please edit Mr. VanDerWerff's pieces?

Tonight. Or I will kill her!

Tonight. Or I will kill her!

DDP!

DDP!

I was also really baffled by the memory erasing kiss.

I was also really baffled by the memory erasing kiss.

I honestly don't mind the cartoonier elements at all. What bothers me is that in the second movie they invented new powers for Superman that are both off the wall and ineffective. Why not just wrap a steel bar around him or something?

I honestly don't mind the cartoonier elements at all. What bothers me is that in the second movie they invented new powers for Superman that are both off the wall and ineffective. Why not just wrap a steel bar around him or something?

I'll reply to your assertion that Superman 2 is "really good" with "Superman takes the S off his costume and throws it at a guy and it grows and turns into cellophane and wraps around him and that really happened in that movie and no, I'm not making it up."

I'll reply to your assertion that Superman 2 is "really good" with "Superman takes the S off his costume and throws it at a guy and it grows and turns into cellophane and wraps around him and that really happened in that movie and no, I'm not making it up."

Hey, we can comment on this now. Cool.

Hey, we can comment on this now. Cool.

He must explain what the Monkey Hustle is and why.

He must explain what the Monkey Hustle is and why.

Anne Hathaway? The only true Catwoman is Lee Meriwether, Julie Newmar or Eartha Kitt.

Anne Hathaway? The only true Catwoman is Lee Meriwether, Julie Newmar or Eartha Kitt.

I prefer Randy Johnson on the funny name scale, (especially considering his nickname) but I'm surprised no one has mentioned Jets owner Woody Johnson on this thread yet.