Wow, I can't believe the live-action adaptation of Brave is going to come out before Brave.

whether it's a disease or not, and a lot of the stuff on the list isn't, when I read the headline and saw Thom Yorke, it's what I immediately thought of. Ween got two songs, so my band should get two too.

I was much more suspicious of Libby wanting to sleep with Gordon Gano.

Because she writes like a boring twitter account and always has and she's irrelevant to this site now that O'Neal writes amazing stuff every day and her episode of the Office was the worst of this sub-mediocre season. To be fair, I'm only judging her on the work she produces. She may be really good at a lot of things…

This sounds good.

I disagree with this only because it suggests that she was at some point good at anything.

Who decided puns were the lowest form of comedy? I think that's just a bullshit truism with no basis in fact, this horrible firstie excluded of course. 

What is wrong with him? Why does he spend money doing this? Give it to me!

Well it wasn't obvious to all those assholes who actually paid to see those movies. 

This guy should write a book that's the opposite of that screenwriting book those two dudes from Reno 911 wrote. "How to write shitty movies in a way that it's obvious to everyone that your movie is shitty." The title may need some work.

I liked Apes + contagian better the first time when it = Outbreak

They'd have to pry those guns from the apes' cold dead hands, and we all know what happens when you fuck with the monkey's paw. 

16? Is she counting in reverse dog years?

Liar
I asked him three years ago when he was getting back into music and he said never. What a butt.

In regards to Dear Zachary as a film, I do think some of the editing is a bit sloppy and obvious, but I think the twist ending (not what happens in the narrative, but what the movie ends up being about) is really inspired and well-earned. In made me forgive the manipulative tear jerking and over-done outrage the…

Obviously though, I do not conform to such a list. I never cry in real life - all the time watching movies.

I would add a choice of one these three movies to the Appropriate Times for Adult Men to Cry list.
Brian's Song
Old Yeller
Field of Dreams

I'll admit to being a big movie crier, though Toy Story 3 didn't do it for me. When She Loved Me in Toy Story 2 did it, and still does.
Also, @Equal, Dear Zachary had me in tears for about the whole last third. That thing just wiped me out. I was physically tired after it was over.

Gotta be on the list
The opening of Up gets everybody I know crying.

I'm mostly upset because Telekinesis is one of the few bands I've gotten into recently. Also, the AV Club is great and whatnot.