More like mumbleSNORE! oh wait, that's basically the same joke. ummm… mumbleWHORES!

He's a fox.

Notice I didn't mention the plot once. I can tell you every plot twist of some old Cary Grant movie before it happens but that doesn't make them any less enjoyable.

Sorry. It was totally charming and lovely. A great adaptation of Roald Dahl's cheekiness.

Duplicity was really great
Wonderful chemistry and characters. It's too bad the International was so ho-hum. I assume it has something to do with why nobody saw it.

I always get the feeling that her panelists are encouraged to be unfunny to make Handler look better. Everytime I have seen a panelist even approach humor Chelsea gets very agitated and repeats the joke with different wording in an angry, despotic manner.

I was reading Armond White all day today. He's fascinating because he seems to really believe that the Wayans brothers are brilliant satirists.

The Ugly Truth is the Chelsea Handler of movies
if it wasn't number 1 I don't want to think about what was.

The space ghost Avatar ad was amazing!
The reference to Piranha 2 was one of the best ever.

Anyway…
did anyone see Space Ghost interview Zoe Saldana tonight. Amazing reference to Cameron's first directing gig. Riding nerd high.

He must be good…
because I don't remember him from any of this stuff.

Wow, I'm sorry. I didn't make myself clear. I love Campari and Negronis, I just hated them at first and kept hating them but for some reason kept drinking them until I loved them.

Well that's the joke, Wizard. It's on gin and its easy drinkability.

Thanks Andy
for repping the Rittenhouse. I love drinking it before rye gets cool and therefore expensive.

I'm not sure that's the first cocktail, but it is a bad ass drink.

Theis guy doesn't blow me away…
but he is amazing with actors. All of his movies feature brilliant performances and Up in the Air is no exception. These days, I take what I can get.

The only vodka I really like is juniper flavored.

Negroni!
You'll drink one and hate it. Then have another just make sure. Then you wake up.

Everyone's a little bit racist
but having watched clips of that firefly, and being mildly familiar with Bayou culture, that firefly is a stereotype of a white guy not a black guy. Just saying.

Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
Seriously. Where art thou? Art thine lines not memorable? Didst thine soundtrack not change music?