I heard
that Ryan Adams actually gets married 4 or 5 times a year but his label only lets him go public with one.

Andy Moore?

How dare you bring up Karloff? You think it takes talent to do Frankenstein? It's all makeup and grunting!

More like Nut-o Case
Am I right or am I right or am I right? Or am I right?

Which theater was it in? Just so I can see the story in my head when I have a nightmare just like it.

Little Children
I was at a preview screening and the showed the reels out of order. They switched maybe 3 and 5? Anyway, it jumped directly from Patrick Wilson and Kate Winslet having a quick moment of sexual tension at the pool to them slapping the hog on the washing machine. I thought it was an interesting…

I was hoping for a Werewolf Bar Mitzvah musical. There are worse ideas.

I'm all about friendly gay men in '70s Indiana. What I need closure on is whether "roll some balls" is a local colloquialism or whether that guy is jest being silly. It's probably the thing that keeps me up the most at night.

I still want closure about that guy in the background at the student center bowling alley asking if they want to roll some balls. What the hell was that?

Can't wait till you get to John Anderson's "Chicken Truck"
Probably the finest song ever written on the subject of getting stuck behind a chicken truck on a two lane no-pass country road.

Foisted by your own retard!

The thing I hate most about that book is the way it features one of the few strong yet feminine female lead characters in a medium often noted for its misogyny. Let's take away her personality and give her super powers!

A League movie could be sweet…
but wouldn't it just be easier to churn out some crap possibly based on a spec script the studio is already sitting on? That would make everyone a lot happier, right?

Yeah but who fucks firsties?

Salo is my all-time favorite nail-biting erotic thriller.

Wait. You're doing it wrong. You were supposed to give one detail on why you were right and then call me names for even thinking my opinion was valid enough to pass through even my idiotic lips. Get with it, sir.

I was just going to be that jerk. Thanks for doing it first. Jerk!

I feel exactly the opposite. I thought his specials were so funny that I didn't connect him with the ho-hum guy from the daily show for some time. One of us is obviously completely wrong and a hipster douchebag for thinking it. Let the battle commence!

Remember kids. Always proof read your posts when you're being an asshole, because asshole posts with errors always stink more like asshole.

See that's exactly where the funny comes in Lavoris. Books are not, how can I put this lightly, as cool or interesting or socially relevant as movies. It's not that they are worse than books just less popular and less good. Therefore the funny part is that the book didn't cause this controversy because, even if it…