I'm not sure the artists would agree with your theory that their recording "cost $1.25 to produce."

I, for one, would greatly enjoy anything that would bring more giant penises into my life.

I could get into kissing girls for her.

Why don't they just make it follow the calendar year, so no one has to ask this question every year?

Where were Phil and Ed?

They wrote it to get chicks.

Romo killing a guy with a pen = awesome.

Is it too late to cast another vote for metal fatigue?

I kind of liked Steve Dallas…

Uh, yeah. Cato is the cat's ass.

I just couldn't tune in
I wanted to, but this show is dead to me.

I don't know if it's been pointed out or not, but Starbuck is totally hot.