I'm Canadian . . .
so we had Wednesday off to observe Canada Day. Wednesday is an odd day to have off.

I'm Canadian . . .
so we had Wednesday off to observe Canada Day. Wednesday is an odd day to have off.

I never thought of them - I do know quite a few 12 year-olds trapped in 35+ year-old bodies. Target demographic?

Thank you, sir. Once again you have made my day.

12 year-olds everywhere…
will be jizzing their pants at the very idea of a Adam Sandler/Chris Rock/Kevin James/Rob Schneider/David Spade movie.

I would like….
to hear David Caruso's comment on this.

His enormous penis is actually just his average-sized, post rigor-mortis arm.

It's Zoidberg, robit.

Also, most hilarious interview ever.

There's always, y'know…the internet.

"Drunken hicks of the jury…"

I first heard "Helpless" when I was very young, and liked it, but I also thought it was a chick singing. I picked up the Live at Massey Hall disc a couple years ago and have since made my way through all things Neil Young.

I'd pretty much pay to see a Scorsese-directed anything. The man could be directing a Lohan/Ronson biopic and I'd defend it to my death.