Somebody get him a cheeseburger…

Didn't we have this exact discussion last year? It feels like deja vu all over again (for Yogi).
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Tilda Swinton. I can't get the attraction. I don't even care how bloody great she is or is supposed to be, I wish not to put the effort into knowing the reason.
Musically, I have forged my own path and direction that I could a flying fuck as to what is required to be popular. I know what is out there, I've gone…

Someone should get him a laxative. And a magazine.

Woo, woo, woo…

Well I was initially thinking of using this as a beginning of a stand-up act, but I think this behavior modification should apply in every aspect of life, as witnessed in the "Stunning and Brave" South Park episode:

Especially when I heard "I Just Wasn't Made for these Times" for the first time. I was practically in tears.

Steve Reich's Music for 18 Musicians. This marks the twenty-fifth year in which I discovered that piece for myself. It was my second year of grad school and at my previous school, there was quite a divide at the time about minimalism, either it was the anti-Christ or a major breakthrough (I was in neither camp,…

Yes, CE Winchester had more character development than Frank Burns could ever have.

Adam Scott and Rob Lowe were good additions to P&R. It was a shame that Aziz Azzari was still on that show though.

Not to mention BJ Hunnicut who was very different than Trapper John McIntyre or Charles Emerson Winchester who showed more character development than Frank Burn could ever show.

Not to mention lines that show up in various tunes, such as "Is that a real poncho, I mean, is that a Mexican poncho is that a Sears poncho?"

But "Hang Onto Your Ego" was a just a working version and never officially released.

…Let's do another one…

The first thing that attracted me to the Mothers' music was that they were playing for twenty minutes and everybody hissing and booing and falling off the dance floor and Elmer was yelling at them to turn down their amplifiers.

The Beach Boys, "Help Me, Rhonda", their second Billboard(TM) number one and a track from Summer Days and Summer Nights, which is a tighter, faster tempo version of "Help Me, Ronda" (note the spelling) from Beach Boys Today!, which had a longer introduction, interesting use of bass harmonica, and terraced dynamics in…

Let's go way back, shall we? Whenever my wife and I are on a long bus ride or taking a long time leaving a store and finally we make it to the exit, one of us will declare, "We're out!", and immediately start singing "Can't Buy Me Love".

Don't forget to bruise the cucumber!
Screaming Viking! Screaming Viking!

Especially lately while FXX is televising Sports Night.

The first time I saw the "Log" spot on Ren & Stimpy, I nearly asphyxiated. That variation on the "Slinky" theme hit me immediately and I could not collect myself for quite a few minutes. So, everyone, SING!:
What falls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
And over the neighbor's dog
It fits on your back,
And makes a great…