I was going to be a little bit of a jackass and say The Life of Brian, but I feel like that movie isn't really about faith as a personal thing as much as it's about religion as a social and structural phenomenon, with a lot of examination of how it overlaps with politics. (British comedian Stewart Lee's one-man show…

beema and I are just recreating the Rygel/Crichton dynamic for your benefit.

We're probably only one more roster injury away from Stephen Amell having to jump into that ladder match, honestly.

I don't know who this Cody is supposed to be. I'm here to support Stardust as he wins his first ever IC title.

He better get in line behind my man Stardust, is all I have to say!

Maybe consider working for Nick Cannon sometime?

Whatever helps you sleep, beema, feel free to believe.

beema, forever and always.

I think there's definitely still room to include that stuff — it's why I put in Secrets of the Dead/Frontline as a top pick, for instance. We're all still kinda finding our way with this new format.

Nah, the rest of you guys are cool.

Huh, right you are. I'll go add that in.

I do think he was super well used in his two Doctor Who guest spots. But man, it feels like there's a real narrow range of things he can do that aren't the most annoying fucking thing in the world.

Oh, beema, you have no idea what's coming…

As is so often the case, Matt Taibbi nailed Paul Ryan about as well as anyone possibly could: http://www.rollingstone.com…

Yeah, but much like Paul Ryan in 2012, that veneer of "seriousness" can at least get the media to ignore his essential absurdity in a way they just couldn't with Palin.

I think that assessment underestimates just how terrible, out-of-touch, and undisciplined a candidate John McCain was all on his own (and how, whatever your take on Obama as president — I think he's been pretty good, but reasonable people can differ on this! — he's probably the best campaigner/candidate in modern…

Like the thinking person's version of the actual Republican 2008 trainwreck.

You only wish I perished in that fire, beema. YOU ONLY WISH.

And then, quite unexpectedly, turned into David Tennant's wife.

I guess I'm glad that Sean Pertwee is pulling in a network check while he continues his metamorphosis into looking exactly like his dad, but that's about all I can say for that show.