I think I'm officially not even a fan at this point, in that I don't find pro football all that fun to watch, I'm not sure I purposefully watched any games last year outside the Super Bowl, and I know increasingly little about who the players even are. It's just hard to be generally a fan of sports without being…

Yep, sorry about the oversight! It's in there now.

Honestly, I'm not sure I was going for snark there (though I agree that paragraph is a million miles away from O'Neal standards, to the point I wouldn't even put it on the same scale). That was just a very tired man giving what I felt was an honest assessment of the state of pro football in 2015. Like, I couldn't…

It's mostly performance, but also not really.

Oh, uh, good question! I'm honestly not sure, sorry…

Edits of the name don't count!

I am uncertain.

In slight fairness to me, it's not the easiest thing in the world to start a review at frigging midnight. A bit of strategic fucking around along the way is kinda essential.

My dues are in the mail.

Yeah. I'm a dick.

Hey, spell my name right next time, and I'll think about it!

Hey pal, don't question the process!

I still haven't figured out my grade for my guest review, and now I'm tempted to give it something other than "A" just to screw with you. You changed the outcome by measuring it!

True, though it really wouldn't shock me if it pays more to be the voice of the peanut M&M (esp. relative to the work you have to do) than it does to play Ford Pines.

Oh, I agree it's not actually implying it. But I'm sure they put that in there to at least get people wondering about it.

You know, I did think about that a little as I was writing it, and I kinda came down on the side that this was innocuous enough that it was okay to point out that it's kinda weird that two actors with very high-profile TV gigs elsewhere are also on this relatively obscure show. But reading it again, I don't think I…

Weird's Al guest spot on Childrens Hospital this year should win all the Emmys.

I definitely thought "Oh, this is like the fantasy version of Futurama," which *is* more or less Bender's Game, but I found them fairly distinct otherwise.

I mean, I could totally see him sticking around, because voice acting has definitely been a huge part of his career. (Let's not forget General Wade Eiling on Justice League Unlimited!) I'd guess it's just a question of how much more expensive that Oscar win now makes him. I'd really have to think that something like…

I mean, if given a choice between living through the 90s and wandering aimlessly through a multiversal hellscape with no hope of ever seeing one's friends or loved ones ever again…what's the rent like on that hellscape?