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They really suck donkey dick and I cannot get over they're stupid name.

It's not his fault everyone is a fucking idiot.

So what.
So what? So let's dance!!!

whoa, I just saw this. We're like, N' Sync with each other.

N' Sync
Nothing was filmed but I feel robbed that they didn't make it into the new star wars movies. At least I would have had fun trying to spot them while tuning out the dialogue.

All this barking is making me catatonic.

I wouldn't.

Bilbo…
Bilbo…

Freaks and Geeks!
Scary/refreshing mirror into my high school years at times.

Why is Jonah Hill in movies?
Fat chump, same dead pan shit over and over. It was funny once, now it's just annoying.

Hank yelling at Walt Jr.
"Don't you have any friends! I mean Jesus, find something better to do."

I almost forgot about him. Thanks for reminding me, I really appreciate it.

Mockumentaries
They were great at first but now they're all over the damn place. Multiple TV shows using that format, countless movies? Come on! Ahhhh, it makes me so mad just thinking about it!

Good rape humor is hard to find. Hell, I wouldn't mind finding some good hard rape humor.

You need new friends.

The sky is blue. Pointless discussion, nothing to see here.

Romper Stomper
That guy had cool tattoos.

Phil Hartman
Man, his death pretty much marks the point when the Simpson's started to slip. I've never even seen an episode of News Radio… I think I'll start right this instant.

It was weird to see Prop Joe go, Marlo was such an ungrateful gangsta. Which one was Randy? I don't remember the first season so well.

Whoa, my shoes are talking…