I fucking adore "Witchita Lineman."
Super bummed.

Late to the party but music's best bald man is Bob Mould.

"He's got a five-year plan."

Gangster No. 1 is class.

@Cheese

I would say the best thing about the song is its strong melody. But yes, it does remind me of some of the 80s adult contemporary stuff I listened to as a kid hanging out with my uncle, who had a fever for the stuff. Steve Winwood, Bruce Hornsby, and the album that "Beth/Rest" most resembles, Van Morrison's Avalon…

"I like meth.", "I like Aaron Carter Meth." or "I like Aaron Carter. Meth." ?

I'll defend "Beth/Rest" with my life!
Unless someone actually tried to kill me over it. Then I'd sheepishly backpedal.

@freshenmeyer

Goddamn you, Pixar.
Cars 2 only has 7 reviews so far, but only one of them is negative. The two reviews from "Top Critics" are both positive. I desperately need for this to be your first widely panned movie (even if that would have roughly 0% impact on its grosses) and for John Lasseter to suffer for his hubris!…

@Closer-watcher's Treme comment: I laughed hard.

Pycelle's monologue to his hooker.
Most Deadwood-y moment I've seen on television in years. David Milch could have written that scene.

Oh, good point. I forgot about True Blood coming back. It's hard out there for a TNT Original Sci-Fi Series.

Why couldn't TNT have waited another week to premiere this?
Isn't it kind of dumb to have your big showcase sci-fi show premiere during the finale of one of the biggest hits of the season? And also whoever will bother to tune in to the finale of The Killing? (Me, because I'm an idiot.) With both of these shows in…

"I like all music except country and rap. Rap is crap. Hurr durr hurr."

I must respectfully disagree with the article's opinion on "popcorn dick casket," which was the funniest fucking item of clothing Charney mentioned.

Batman would never tolerate so many flagrant TLC references.

The One-Year Anniversary show was where I started off and I was hooked from then on, so I definitely agree with that suggestion. Also, when I saw that Mulaney and Kroll were doing a show together I was A. excited that Mulaney was finally appearing on the show since I knew he'd be such a good and game fit, and B.…

Fuck all that time-consuming wizardry.
Just put a black bar over his face every time the tattoo is shown and be done with it.

They give those things away at office raffles.