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I actually dated a girl who apparently had some form of Lupus, but I'll be it was just something misdiagnosed by Omar Epps.

+1, Rich.

The 2-2?
So that's why they didn't go with my Black Swan prequel: The Tutu. I can see there would have been some confusion.

Unsurprisingly not picked up this fall, the controversial HIMYM spinoff…
…How I Met Your Mother, A Gentleman.

I'm sure either TNT or AMC will air that movie eventually, Goon.

On the next Rememberer: Rembrandt.

A Jim Jarmusch vampire movie?
Undead Man?

He looks like a Zoolander extra.

Oh I was mocking myself just as much as anyone else that posted it, Craig.

Hey did you guys hear Adult Swim is actually producing this?

You'll get a chance to. It's coming to Adult Swim.

Caption the photo.
"Slayer's performances have gotten increasingly literal over the years."

Oh, darn it.

I laughed at that "light their gas line" part.
Colin Firth is….Vampire MacGuyver!

I drew a similar conclusion about sly marketing. What was the latest successful horror comedy (excepting those Final Destination movies. Zing!)? Both Drag Me to Hell and Jennifer's Body tanked. Of course they don't want to give it too much of a "campy" vibe. Though campy it may turn out to be.

Tom Haverford.
"Dammit, Jerry!"

The Max Power way. It's the wrong way, but FASTER!

I don't think D'Angelo was a lousy character, per se, in fact I think we were finally starting to get a good handle on who he was. I think that three episodes just wasn't enough time to develop the role.

@Culture Warrior

The new ad banners this week…
….almost feel like an apology for the Spurlock mess earlier. So understated and tasteful. When I scroll down and all I can see are the dark red bars, I feel like I'm reading the site in a stately lounge, perhaps wearing a smoking jacket while "Moonlight Sonata" plays in the background.