All the oats she and her sister can eat!

That first paragraph is far too terrifying to consider.
"Why Grandma, what big teeth you have!" Riding Hood exclaimed.

"Onion AV Schlub" sounds like a Mad Magazine joke.

Question…
…what ever happened to Hilary Duff?

Photo Captions.
"Come at me bro."

If FF is as fun as promised then yeah, it really will seem right.

Collect the whole setpiece!

Now you need to watch the entire movie. It's awesome. Funny and smart and genuinely scary as hell.

You're a wizard, Harry…
…at washing these windows. Now mop the parlor and get back in your little room under the stairs. We have company coming.

You have to watch the right videos, but often the highest rated comments on YouTube are pretty fucking witty. The ones on 5SecondFilms clips often are some of my favorites. Of course they're mixed in with the usual: direct quotes/I don't get it/This is stupid/27 people [insert something that someone in the video would…

Argument for Wayne's World:

Shameless Self-Promotion?
What are the qualifiers for something to be featured on Great Job, Internet? Is it just if it's something the feature editor likes or if something is a viral hit, or both? Like a mix between Videocracy and "I found this enjoyable."

Well…it WAS an example of not-troll-feeding.

Once again, Herzog reading Cormac McCarthy:

It's all about the Hieroglyphics…
http://youtu.be/vG5La6k6eTI

I appreciate the insights! Especially JMP and Proudrio.

Yeah, I got more of a kinder vibe from Tyrion, but I also wondered if there were a bit of strategy at play as well for both of them.

Jamie Lannister needling John Snow about going to the Wall…
…can someone tell me why he'd have an interest on discouraging John from taking the vow? The same with another Lannister, Tyrion, doing so. Is there more to that or are they just taking the piss out of him for fun?

The stupid "C-PLUS" thing was tongue-in-cheek. But the dopey emoticon I had beside it from the board I had posted about it on isn't there to display so. I wrote that out about three years ago, and everything you find on the internet that you wrote even six months ago is embarrassing as hell.

Alien: Resurrection > Alien3
Where's that stupid, pompoous review awhile back I posted of Alien: Resurrection on a message board somewhere OH HERE IT IS: