I was going to bring the hair up, myself. It springs from that craggy, rubbery lump he calls a head like a hundred thousand damned souls from the pits of Hell itself. Driven to madness and screeching their eternal agonies.

Lutz instantly siding with "Abby"s crazy husband and then the cut to the easy but still hilarious wetting of himself made me laugh so hard I choked.

"Joan of Snark" was perfect.

Unforgivably Skips Review After Reading Letter Grade To Post This:
Anything less than an A- ? ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK?! THIS EPISODE WAS THE BEST OF WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN AN EXCELLENT SEASON!

OH. Ok. That makes sense. To lend credibility to the warehouse story. They didn't count on Darryl "5 Sick Days" Philbin.

Wait…Erin's computer? I may have seriously misunderstood a subplot from tonight's episode. Then again, I AM drunk.

I didn't feel any anger towards Andy destroying that computer.
Partially because I cannot sympathize with fictional children in a fictional school benefiting from that computer, but mostly because putting a slice of bologna with mustard into a CD tray is very, very funny to me.

As soon as I saw Raffi come into focus in the background…
…I knew everything was going to be OK.

Dear Martin Sheen…
…honor kill this monster you've spawned. Now.

Really now Mr. O'Neal…
…I think we all know why you chose that second photo.

@Terrible Casting Blunder

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND FUCKIN' SANDWICHES?

Out of Sight is the last time I found her hot.

Also if someone farts on the Turn Off The Dark set you'll hear it here first.

However, here's a casting idea for Tulip that might raise a few eyebrows/get me pelted to death with rocks:

Casting the Preacher…
…please not Robert Downey Jr please not Robert Downey Jr. please not Robert Downey Jr.

Well, implying that he likes them younger, at least.

INT. A field. Dusk.

The only reason Sheen's mad about "Back to the Minors"…
…is because he claimed the title was false advertising.

Beanball!