It's an characterization less Zach Snyder and more Brett Ratner.

Tell us moar, teadoust.

Kingpin gets the teadoust dis. Watcho's retardation gets ultimate confirmation.

Millions of mentally challenged indviduals live bravely with their disabilities every day.

Kingpin is hilarious but my favorite joke is near the beginning when his friend wants something to read while he takes a shit and Harrelson tosses him a shampoo bottle. He says he's already read it and asks if he's "got that new Mentadent."

Someone hasn't seen Kingpin. Or someone has seen Kingpin and is retarded.

I didn't see your comment. Your writing is superior, but I have helpfully included a relevant link, so that all commenters can enjoy this historical artistic achievement. So we've both brought something to the table. The peanut butter and jelly of Tom Kenny references in a Lincoln article.

I'm sure DDL will make an excellent Lincoln, but can he really top…
…this performance from Tom Kenny?

Boy oh boy, first Buddy and his cake crew only have a few hours to finish a giant cake shaped like Helen Mirren's vagina appearing on the Tom Snyder show and now this. This is gonna upset his agita for sure. They're breakin' his cakes over here.

I was going to say one of the main reasons "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" is so funny is it's like a 3 second snippet. So you're just introduced to the idea of something so ridiculous with those great three lines. But then they cut back and the show goes on. It's not something you want to hear the whole backstory behind.

Mandatory Kevin Corrigan is Amazing Thread.
I desperately, desperately need Terriers to have a second season just for Corrigan to get a regular role on that show. It is in his DNA to inhabit that creative universe.

Oh, right, politics.

Why does your friend say such pointless things?

Not to mention I think the book is supposed to take place in a dystopian future, anyway.

Regarding CSB's assertion that sports science has crippled the potential drama of a contemporary Long Walk film. In the end, the competition is still about walking until you can no longer walk. It's not a race. The most supremely toned, drugged, and outfitted athelete would still be competing against similarly…

Oh, One…you are indeed nameless and horrible.

If Darabont ever adapts the Long Walk like he says he wants to ("weird, existential, and very self contained") I'll have a most ungentlemanly nerdgasm.

Guys, the AV Club TinyChat is going strong. Current trending topics include Dismemberment Plan, math rock, custom camsigns, and Highlander: The Series. Get in here while it's trending strong! Twitter your mother about it!

Just fired off my email. Also just noticing that the AV Club doesn't seem to have a place for us assholes and nerds and assnerds to chat shit up in real time. Might as well post the first link to what I hope will be a fruitful internet venture right here:

Candlejack fail.