I'm actually pretty fucking stoked for this.
I finished the book for the first time only recently and was pretty amazed by how well he was able to put you in that reality. He made it so simultaneously banal and horrific. I couldn't really get into A Scanner Darkly or the short story Blade Runner was based on, but…

Oh, thank god…
…now Kevin James' Zookeeper can finally go into production.

I guess they must be broke, since they apparently had to sell their T just so you could make your forced-ass joke.

Buried is gonna own.

If loving lowest-common denominator drivel like "She looks like E.T. with HIV" and "Follow the flour trail, snow hoes" said in his robot voice is wrong, then I refuse to be right.

Can we expand "the second time" to actors?
I used to loathe Sam Rockwell because the only movie I'd seen him in was The Green Mile. I still dislike that movie a great deal and Rockwell's character specifically, who is wildly irritating. I know he's supposed to be irritating but something in that performance made me…

The Wheelchair Cat sketch from his upcoming show is a promising indicator of it's potential quality:

Is James Wormworth that black guy who drums barefoot? He tries too hard when Conan banters with him.PASS.

Yes, I believe it was.

"Jimmy Smits" seems to be the punchline of a lot of jokes.
Maybe Jimmy Smits shouldn't have such a funny name.

Excellent: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Chapelle's delivery of those two lines will never grow old.

No, you're thinking of Tyler Perry.

I am so enamored with the Bayliss/Pembleton dynamic I would read Bayliss/Pembleton fan fiction.

Aww, I liked the original title better. Now it just sounds like a Mars Volta b-side.

Leave the gun. Take the canoli.

Future transcript of Mike Meyers' cameo in Zombieland 2, by
*ahem*

If Wayne's World 3 were just Ed O'Neil's character sitting behind a table Spaulding Gray-style and monologue-ing for 90 minutes, I would see the shit out of it.

Awesome! That's why you're my favorite AV Club writer. Of today.

Also, when the fuck is an extended version of the theme song going to be released? A Google-search for "robert duncan steel neena" is tepid at best.