Butt rock may have been coined for hairmetal, but I always thought it fit way better describing Nickelback and Three Days Grace and other bands in that genre, the singers of which often literally sound like butts.

Point 2 in Tasha's spoiler space entry up there actually leads directly into my very least favorite point in the movie. King Candy's explanation is perfectly reasonable, and Ralph's decision to destroy Vanellope's car at that point is the correct but very difficult one, and thus probably the only moment of actual…

Point 2 in Tasha's spoiler space entry up there actually leads directly into my very least favorite point in the movie. King Candy's explanation is perfectly reasonable, and Ralph's decision to destroy Vanellope's car at that point is the correct but very difficult one, and thus probably the only moment of actual…

I… I thought this movie was really terrible.

I… I thought this movie was really terrible.

In other news, a terrorist has offended people by dressing up as Chris Brown.

In other news, a terrorist has offended people by dressing up as Chris Brown.

Nobody makes fun of Christopher Mintz-Plasse's name because they all think his name is McLovin.

Nobody makes fun of Christopher Mintz-Plasse's name because they all think his name is McLovin.

Attack of the Clones is worse than Phantom Menace for the same reason that John Carter is: It's horribly fucking boring.

Attack of the Clones is worse than Phantom Menace for the same reason that John Carter is: It's horribly fucking boring.

Indeed, "House of Games" is excruciatingly predictable, but I also hate the psychological parts too; I couldn't buy the character bits either because of the shitty directing and extraordinarily shitty acting (probably caused by the shitty directing).

Indeed, "House of Games" is excruciatingly predictable, but I also hate the psychological parts too; I couldn't buy the character bits either because of the shitty directing and extraordinarily shitty acting (probably caused by the shitty directing).

"House of Games" and "The Spanish Prisoner" are by far two of the worst con movies I've ever seen.

"House of Games" and "The Spanish Prisoner" are by far two of the worst con movies I've ever seen.

Is it just me or do these "We're No. 1" articles say absolutely fuck-nothing about the album they're supposed to be about?

Is it just me or do these "We're No. 1" articles say absolutely fuck-nothing about the album they're supposed to be about?

I've only seem the film version, but I'm not sure I buy that Maureen's performance art is intentionally crap. Yes, it's fucking stupid as hell. It's genuinely awful. Maybe this comes across better on stage. In the film version, though, when she gets to the "over the mooooon" she's still belting it like it's a big…

I've only seem the film version, but I'm not sure I buy that Maureen's performance art is intentionally crap. Yes, it's fucking stupid as hell. It's genuinely awful. Maybe this comes across better on stage. In the film version, though, when she gets to the "over the mooooon" she's still belting it like it's a big…

The plotting seems questionable, but the actual prose we hear does actually sound like someone with a genuine authorial voice, which probably on its own puts it above the rest of the hackwork on this list.