Am I going to have to be the one? Really? Fine.

It's true. The conversation I have with women who love this movie is always the same.

Filled with sadness
Isn't that what a customer is after consuming a 7-layer burrito?

@Jorge

Really. Nick Swisher is not a true Yankee. Fuck, A-Rod isn't even a true Yankee.

I'd say that "Boom Dynamite" is going to lose…
but really, we all lose.

He has fruit-punch mouth.

Be snarky if you want, wolfman, but though this may be a frivolous example of the big guy screwing the little guy, it is an example nonetheless.

This is our America, folks.
The big and powerful wins at the expense of the consumer. It will continue this way, the circuses becoming too expensive to enjoy, the bread becoming too scarce to eat, and the end result will not be pretty. It's the sad track of every empire.

Lamar was Brother Mouzone's assistant.

It will be a debilitating obsession for about a month, and then you can re-enter your life.

You have the wrong Anderson, buddy. The Falcons kicker that year, Mort, is the all time leading scorer. The Anderson that biffed was Gary, the first time he had all season.

Ok, here's my take.
Leno and Conan are both getting fucked by NBC here. Leno was pushed out of the Tonight Show, and now Conan is. The reason most people are Team Coco is because he's walking. Leno is such a toady that he'll keep eating NBC's shit, at the expense of everyone and everything else. Fuck that guy.

Real quick: There is already a Catholic Israel. I believe it's called Vatican City.

Bout damn time. That is all.

Everybody likes the Princess Bride. Except maybe Armond White.

This is one of those few movies where Cage's hamminess actually kind of works.

No shame there, buddy. You have to have a certain stomach for revulsion to enjoy Cronenberg. I you've got it, he's brilliant. If you don't, he's yucky.

A CGI The Thing would suck beyond belief. That movie scared the shit out of me.

I see you're point Mike, and I don't disagree with it, but where I think you run afoul is that you assume that the artificiality of a tracking shot isn't the point. When I first saw this movie, I was very conscious of the long takes. I was constantly asking myself "where's the cut?" I didn't find that distracting,…