What a hilarious disaster for him if she throws him a pity fuck when they meet next.

They were raisin magnates.

Eddie Hazel in Maggot Brain.

Unless you live in the tropics where they are huge and poisonous. Then, they are not your friend.

I love rum but mostly stay away from spiced rum. My go to is Cruzan Gold.

She's thick.

That's just being sour. Coulson's entrance was hilarious. "I think a lightbulb is out."

You're Having My Baby.

Too Drunk to Fuck by the Dead Kennedys

Oh yeah. I got laid so many times in college to Roxy Music's Avalon album that I can't even hear the opening bars of "More Than This" without getting a boner.

Impressively terrible.

Way to go AV Club! You all picked three that leaped to my mind: Fists of Love, Closer and Hamburger Lady = no boners and no doing it. All three are great songs but if that is the music you like to bone to, please stay away from me and my family.

Bragging about deflowering a bunch of virgins is more than dick-ish, it's a symptom of some pretty fucked up, heartless and antiquated viewpoints on masculinity. That's got more than a whiff of the conquering caveman vibe about it. If you are a man of any experience at all and you are faced with being offered a girl's…

Agreed with @avclub-e025b6279c1b88d3ec0eca6fcb6e6280:disqus and @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus . Time to go to work, sweetie. And a, "Wow, I sure do love your cock" attitude sure can't hurt.

I just attended my daughter's graduation weekend at Georgetown and Brit, a 2005 grad, came back to speak at the ceremonial convocation that starts the whole thing. She described meeting Zal and another guy named Mike who all still work together making films and their aqdventures at Goeorgetown and in Hollywood.…

But cleaning guy seems to have actually killed a bunch of guys whose side he was actually on during the fake escape, right? Do I have that wrong?

Perhaps she was an acolyte of the god of tits and wine that Tyrion referred to.

Not sure which is more upsetting - Rabin leaving the AV Club or the egregious saxophone abuse in those clips. Both are horrible and have ruined my day.

Nia Vardalos. Yeah, evil and not in an entertaining way. More like in an I-want-to-smash-you-in-the-face way.

"Meanwhile, shrill, unpleasant daughter Katherine Heigl…"