Astaire also looked better in his clothes, which is saying something because Kelly has a better physique. I read that when a new suit or jacket - which were all custom made, of course - was delivered to Fred he would dump it out of the box and kick it around the room for a while so that the clothes knew who was…

Whether it is really hers or not, Cyd Charisse has a great, sexy name. And her legs are so long and exquisitely fine that when I see them I lapse into sighs of lust.

Wile E. Coyote could have used a smidgen of Buster's luck and skill.

Where is Sugartits?

I always love when Lutz gets kicked around. The beginning had two great moments with the red thong and Jack giving him the hairy eyeball at the table, the middle part was lame and, Wackadoodle, I agree. The car and its theft redeemed the Lutz pounding.

Bring back Nurse Vickie!

I was pretty ambivalent/mildly disgusted when I heard about this "book" but after reading the review I think I will partake. I think, especially in honor of the content Nabin highlighted, I shall do as when I read "Vanna Speaks" and take in the whole thing while sitting on the toilet.

Kudos to littlealex and Senor Bagofcrap. On a similar theme, there is this beauty:

That Air Supply ad also doubles as a very effective Prozac ad. I have never seen two people looked that glazed in all my life. Paradoxically, they have made two very boring people doing something boring in a very boring way appear completely fascinating. I can't tear my eyes away when that "show" comes on.

Mmmmm - vengeance-flavored black sperm.

Z-Man's party from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Hot naked chicks, booze, drugs, the Strawberry Alarmclock providing the music and all hosted at a fabulous Hollywood mansion by an insane transsexual/transvestite/god-fucking-knows-what. "This is my happening and it freaks me out!"

Thanks, Eanad. I was scanning the comments before I righteously put in my vote for Beakfast at Tiffany's. How is it possible that this one got overlooked? It's a strong contender for greatest party ever in a movie, not just a good party scene from a sentimental favorite. I mean just look at this:

STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING TROLL!

To be more specific, the Gary puppet pees on the Lisa puppet and then drops a pretty damned realistic looking deuce on her face. Disgusting, absurd and totally hilarious. They had to cut it, of course but retained the crazy puppet sex gymnastics that they really wanted. And the epic puke scene too.

I'm sure it's just an unfortunate fold in her workout trousers but it really looks like she has a dick.

Darren is awesome. He has one of the greatest intro lines of all time and McKellar nails it. "I'm Darren Nichols - deal with that." He knows he's massive prick and revels in it. And RickB, you are so right. That, "I'm going to kill you" moment is hilarious and just as you describe. Nichols gets it and hauls ass out of…

I've commented on this shite pile here before and I think Handlen is way over in his 30% watchability rating - 10 to 15% tops. I love me some gratuitous sex and violence but the sex in this is foul and while the violence is at times creative it is also cruel, pointless and stupid. No fun! I do agree with Handlen and…

@ Shitegeist - Really? Sheesh, man. Just read Savage Love for a month to get a feel (heh heh) for how many variations there are out there on fucked up fetishes.

I just rewatched The Big Sleep so I can testify that it is quite possible to have smoking hot chemistry between a real life couple. Bacall is saying her lines but her face is saying, "You WILL be fucking me after this scene is over, Bogie." Tom Cruise can only wish.

I will second the shout out to Montypark.