French inhale = Hollywood code for caughing on that lound.

But it's never the culture that's toxic, it's always that the culture is fine but these guys have perverted it and making it diverse will solve the problem, even though that's never been an answer anywhere. Just take a look at the amount of police shootings in America that involve female officers even though there was…

The first is a great, moody little supernatural western with a terrible ending. The second and half of the third are a complete retcon. The back half of the third is the start of an adventure that stops at the beginning of the fourth, which is an 800 page flashback nobody needed or asked for. I didn't go any further…

Read the first one and stop there.

Say what you will about Michael Bay but, as a bitter Wesleyan, he is committed to making sure you know that the cowardly bureaucrats in his movies went to Harvard, Yale or Princeton, which makes a welcome change from them being treated like übermenschen.

I read a post on Facebook earlier that was a series of anecdotes about working there and it sounds terrible. Assuming they are true - and I have no particular reason to believe otherwise - this is what you get when you grind people on 80 hour weeks and not even disguising that they'll be fired after the game comes out.

What do you get out of defending a known paedophile?

The Idiot Also.

I don't think the theatre experience isn't that big a deal anymore. It's clear watching older films that there was never any intention for them to be seen anywhere other than a cinema; Gordon Willis' cinematography is so dark that it turns your TV into a mirror if there's any other light source in the room and a lot…

Has anyone checked to see if Eichenwald bought more child pornography after this seizure, or was that just a one-time side effect?

That dimension must be the one where he swapped talents with his brother.

At least he admits by omission that he's too dumb to 'know' the sequels.

Are the dragons going to finally get over to Westeros this time or is that inevitability going to have to wait another season?

I watched Giant Bomb's stream of Andromeda a few nights ago and it seems like they've gone from Robert Wise to JJ Abrams - the second one, in particular - in only four games. They've made this big universe, populated it with all kinds of lore and the best they can give the player to do is go around shooting stuff…

It's pretty clear that the moderator around here is a wee fucken radge.

I know that's the reasoning behind it but I can't think of any other filmmakers who feel the need to do that.

It's only three movies but it's seven years, and I don't particularly like O Brother either.

It's more the smug, low effort farce that conveniently doubles as a quick and easy payday for celebrity friends.

None, because I'm a tragedy, but the worst song matches my worst ever kiss and it was When Love Takes Over by David Guetta and Kelly Rowland.

I only watched and read Trainspotting towards the end of last year, when the hype for the sequel started and I felt like I should give it a chance. I've never liked drug fiction so it blew my mind when the novel and the film eschewed the usual narratives and showed that drugs can be fun and that the protagonists…