Or, the only one of his performances where he's supposed to be obnoxious so it works out.

Didn't Tomlin once try to trip an opposing player running down the sideline?

You're shit and you can't sing, Bob.

If they're giving Obama awards for peace, they may as well give the literature award to someone who isn't a novelist.

The biggest cultural hand-me-down I got from my dad was him telling me that Bob Dylan is still shit when you're drunk and, as I found out at university, he was right.

There's an alternate timeline where Kristen Stewart's agent got her a role in The Dark Knight or Iron Man instead of Twilight and she's beloved by the internet as one of the best actresses in modern cinema.

He's not wrong.

I remember when I thought you had to be interesting and erudite to work for The New Yorker instead of rich and aware of how to us MSPaint.

I've given up entirely. How do people get motivated or inspired?

¡Ay, caramba!

For years, the only thing I'd watched on live TV was sport but recently I've had to spend time at the houses of people who only have Sky/Virgin/BT and I don't know how people put up with adverts. They're so disrupting and annoying.

I've been a fan of Ziggler for years but his pushes have been stopped and started so many times and he's seemingly done everything without making much of an impact or really coming into his own. I can't get invested in him at all anymore.

At first, they were unsure about seeing it because it isn't based on a property they enjoyed as a child but upon finding out it made boring people in a tedious profession seem cool, it was deemed the cinematic equivalent of a Neal Stephenson novel.

I've been ready to die for years and never got a newswire out of it.

As autocorrections go, this is one of the most bizarre.

"A cast i-ron grill."

He posted on twitter that he's started writing that second book a few days ago.

You're thinking of Billy Fish. Let me tell you, that guy was a real jerk.

And his cousin, or second cousin or something, is Kevin Macdonald, the grandson of Emetic Pressburger and talented filmmaker in his own right.

Him trying to get Stephen Merchant to talk about child rape and murder was incredible.