I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Ripping off Gaspar Noé in a desperate attempt to shock middle America brought him his biggest hit so he may as well do it again.

One of the few late period Ben Kingsley roles that doesn't just feel like he's getting a paycheque.

How do you atone for beating a woman so hard she has a miscarriage?

He made classic rock though so all is forgiven.

I can't tell if this is real or fake, depressing or hopeful or a blend of all those options.

The trailer for this is incredible. Not only because it starts with the guy in the pool, and you know exactly how he's going to die and it's still great, but then it continues and it becomes a trailer for the Hitman movie adaptation the people with the official license will never make. Also, is Tommy Lee Jones in Liam…

Tu Dors Nicole and La Ciénaga both captured how summer has always felt: a big, empty gap between school/university terms. I read something recently about how the idea of youth as a carefree time is a nostalgic memory of old people who forgot the difficulties and pressures of the time and that's how all summer…

Now that subcultures don't exist, who is Bruce going to kill? Just people younger than himself?

Death.

I got dragged to see Insidious: Chapter 2 and as they're going into the hospital ward, I turned and said "something is going to jump out now, isn't it?" Right on cue, not only did something jump out but, even worse, it just cut to some totally unconnected monster face with a loud noise. We both jumped but I was so…

Basically McConaughey's core arc in True Detective pared down to under two hours.

Mine is Republican Party (United States), Democratic Party (United States), Ontario Liberal Party, Normandy - just a map with the area in France highlighted - and then United Russia. If it's ranked then it's entirely backwards.

The one major positive was the neon logo so knowing that doesn't transfer to the rest of the production design is a major disappointment.

I've only ever seen her in the photo used in the header here and she looks like she's wearing something a pensioner would have.

The only two things I've seen people talk about with Stranger Things are (a) a character called Barb, who looks like a child cosplaying as one of The Golden Girls, being treated poorly according to the internet and (b) how it's the latest in a very, very long line of things that trigger late 80s nostalgia. This could…

Terminator 1 is basically a perfect movie; Terminator 2 is literally the perfect movie.

It's all redeemed however when the final shot is him looking at the camera and telling the audience to "just keep livin'."

You just stop the game every thirty seconds for adverts and sponsored segments.

The one that annoys me the most is MetLife Stadium because it seems like they knew everyone would still call it The Meadowlands because of who play there so they put M E T L I F E in brightly lit letters inside, where the cameras will pan to it several times a game.