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the lies of minnelli
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Christopher Nolan is a terrible director.

I used to really like Twitter but then you left and it hasn't been the same. Never seen a boycott like it.

I don't think there's any other public figure like this who gets so repeatedly and completely owned. I used to follow Milo on twitter until his first appearance on Joe Rogan last year because that was when I realised he wasn't an intentionally comical figure. I used to think he was like a right wing John Oliver of

Everyone in Hollywood is on gear.

There's a big billboard for this near my house and I can't over just how irrelevant Will Smith is on it. His name is first on the cast list but Leto's face is huge in the middle, then to the left and right of him, full sized, are Robie and Kinnaman then Smith is just one of the other guys in the background.

Absolutely everything in Seinfeld looks at least a size too big.

That, along with the way Joe Rogan vouches for him, makes me think that at least part of his schtick is an act.

It'll never come to pass because the hologram can't hold a pen so can't sign off on anything.

We didn't start the fire.

First, you don't have to be a misogynist to dislike it. Second, I hate remakes in all forms because it's nothing but laziness. Third, any time the adverts come on TV my dog barks at it so my opinion is vindicated, but really, I can't believe that they would ruin my childhood by taking Toy Story and ruining it by

Ever since Alex Jones' amazing Spectre review, I've followed InfoWars on Twitter and it's worth it just for Paul Joseph Watson being the real life Alan Partridge.

Revolver Ocelot always gets his way… Mr. President.

Any attack on white people is a false flag, any attack on black people is simple retaliation, any attack on an arab is justified by any means necessary.

You must hate a lot of movies. Why come up with something original when you can make an Iron Man movie or a new Shakespeare and rely on someone else's hard earned place in pop culture to make a buck.

When I saw Batman V. Superman, there was a guy in the front row with a laptop open, constantly making notes and going out of his way to sigh loudly at every plot point. People like that are out there.

Umbrella by Will Self: It isn't a thought I ever assumed I'd have about a book but about half way through I felt like I was reading something that was definitely going to be studied in literature classes at some point in the future. A bravura work and a great read too, once you get into the rhythms of it. If there is

My iPhone 5s stopped working properly so in a fit of panic I went and traded it in for the latest model, the SE. I don't understand nerds at the best of times but why they, or anybody for that matter, gives a shit about phones makes no sense to me. Maybe I'd feel different if I got the one with the bigger screen but

It isn't a strong indicator at all and asking random people is probably going to back up my theory. Why would you be pissed off at the new RoboCop? With a legacy of RoboCop 2, III, the two bad TV shows, the multiple terrible games and so forth, why would a reboot be a problem?

Remember? They've just finished cranking out three gambling movies in the From Vegas To Macau series.

I thought Omar Mateen was an American citizen?