Indie movie madlibs is really starting to produce some bizarre results.

What is the end credit song? Besides for a general feeling that I really like it, my main memory of Finding Nemo is that fucking terrible Robbie Williams version of Beyond The Sea, one of the greatest songs of all time, that plays at the end. I'd pay a lot of money for a fan edit that does nothing but change it to…

Someone in publishing must have focus tested the success of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and thought 'Girl' is the reason why it sold. There's enough for a full section now: Gone Girl, The Girl on the Train, The Girl With All The Gifts, The Girl With The Clockwork Heart, etc.

How does that change what I said?

Because it's Star Wars, people read into what the storyline is supposed to signify rather than how it plays out.

Is there a reason why the ITV Hub and BBC iPlayer are so low quality? Sky Go typically maintains 720p but neither of those two online services come close to it and I'm starting to think I should look for streams instead, and not just to avoid Danny Murphy and Glenn Hoddle, respectively the most miserable and clueless…

No, but most of the James Bond villain sounding stuff ends up coming from South Korean tabloids and Chinese hackers without any proof.

From what I can tell, that actually played out here, and it was still far, far too late.

Ignoring North Korea because almost all news from there is false, which of these countries regularly has mass shootings?

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Tell that to Game of Thrones.

Maybe it's better when performed but the non-stop raving about it got me to listen to the Hamilton cast recording and it's really embarrassing. The hype around it can only be because this is the first time the upper classes of New York have been given a brand of hip hop that finally plays to them.

Stating who, then what happened, then where, doesn't seem too shocking to me.

If you pull it off, would you die?

Why do you wear the mask?

We did that with Margaret Thatcher decades ago. Keep up.

He was just hungry. Like the wolf.

They didn't tell Jace what it was he was supposed to be wistfully looking at and he was supposedly really pissed off when he found out.

He should have done that after he complained to Shawn Ryan about being a gay character and got him to change it, leaving him with nothing to do for like six seasons.

Modern Warfare and Modern Warfare 2 had really good stories but the angry response to the No Russian level meant everything since has been totally nerfed.