Unless the municipal wastewater plant is operating, I don't think anybody is allowed to take a crap in Hershel's toilet.

Why wander off into the pitch-black night alone? Because he heard moaning noises and it somehow didn't seem like a good idea to give everybody else a heads-up. I never said it was a good reason.

What a crybaby you are.

Excellent point. If the player can rip a baby out of his mother's arms, dash his head against the wall, then rape the mother to death, this will exterminate WoW.

Also your inventory is spelled out as a single list within a five-line sentence.

Not to mention that "Thrones" may refer to those fancy Japanese toilets with video cameras.

Pinochle with cards that have kitty-cats on them.

What makes it specifically a Game of Thrones MMO? When you log on, you discover that your character has died while you're offline.

So a person looks at that image, says "What's that about?" eagerly awaits March 25 and then…has no idea what to do.

Did Pam yell "Come at me bro"?

I'm not up in arms that there were both Swedish and American adaptations of the "Dragon Tattoo" series for pretty much the reason you describe. One is a lot more faithful to the source while the other tries to streamline it into something more workable for film. The Swedish ones had obvious issues, so the door was…

He's just like Steve Jobs except every radical idea he has turns to shit instead of gold.

I mix pretty much everything together at soda fountains. One time I turned around after doing it and this little boy was staring up at me literally slack-jawed, like it never occurred to him that such things were possible. I like to think that I opened up a whole new world to him.

What he does is pour soda from a can into a glass, throw the can away, then drink out of a different can. So he has sticky hands for no apparent purpose.

Two beige rectangles with a fiery box and five phalluses crammed between them?

I'm not completely ruling out the possibility of there being some way to improve on Oldboy, but I assuredly did not think "I sure wish someone would take another stab at this and do the material justice" after seeing it.

You included Unstrung Heroes so all is forgiven.

Would a vampire need to feed on a person before sex in order to get enough blood to have an erection?

It's always a hung jury?

"When anime is better, then its reputation will be better and you will
see an end to annoying ruductive generalisations about the genre."