"Fan service" also applies to things like gratuitous shower scenes, and I doubt you need to be a serious fan of the material to appreciate them.

Sigh
Let's go over this one more time. Remake the BAD stuff. You have plenty of room to improve it. Remaking the GOOD stuff only sets you up for failure.

"Galifianakis"
This is America! We don't talk no fancy Greek language here!

I'm taking a wild guess that this troll has never been to a marksmanship contest. It's not inherently racist to say that the clientele of a Popeye's in Compton won't look like a Benetton ad.

Elimination Challenge
The single best deviation from the the usual reality show format, in my opinion, is that the person going home is not determined by a vote. Sure they get to vote on who competes, but the actual result is based on skill. In theory everybody could hate one person's guts with a passion and do…

Can't or won't?

Dubbing a screaming chimp over her singing is a good idea. Get on that.

It's possible to eat too much pork?

Thanks
The linked "Death Metal Version" gave me a sorely needed laugh. Then again the stress might be making it funnier to me than it really is.

Well dang
Apparently the best episode in a long time, but I miss 15 minutes of it fiddling with my sump pump. Figures.

@Bear
If he was throwing rocks while filling his pants, it was both.

Because it started in 1906, you see
This happened long before any kind of wireless? Is Sammy Hagar 150 years old? Not that it would particularly surprise me, just that I hadn't heard.

They both risk long-term damage to the skin and bones unless treated.

Scumbag and scumwad share the same sexual connotation, to my knowledge. Particularly, a scumbad contains a scumwad.

Think of the Children
I'm surprised that they got to use "scumwad" in an afternoon kids' show, considering that "scumbag" in the NY Times generated a lot of mail about obscenity.

Maybe one is pronounced "rooh-rul" and the other "rurrl".

BASHOOOOOOO!

Keep on fucking that chicken.

Now that I've watched the thing, I will offer the comment that she sounds like a character from Revenge of the Nerds. It's all so nasal that it's like they taped her jaw shut and put the microphone in her nose. That's not a voice that should pronounce the phrase "geh-in down."

Silly me, I forgot that Douche Tarkington is omniscient and so can mock us for not being aware of what this thing is.