Exactly why I told my wife I'm going to be in the other room if she gets one of those. I don't really want to see her disemboweled.

Breasts are like testicles - each of the pair never quite hangs the same way.

@Jorge I did acknowledge that implants would produce the result.

You can't have giant without sagging, and good luck finding a symmetrical pair. I suppose implants would solve both issues, but that's just creepy.

Holy Smokes
How terrible must it be when both of your parents are in the most famous pornographic movie ever? "Dude, I totally watched your parents doing it last night!"

That's what she said.

I counted four.

I agree that there's far too much stigma and misunderstanding (hiring a bipolar person means that they'll process orders from the voices in their head or something). Then again some people think that food allergies and eyeglasses are signs of unacceptable weakness, so you're never going to win over everybody.

I dunno, that falls into the same category as "this movie has a plot twist." Not a shocking revelation, so not a spoiler, but some people would still rather not know.

Plot elements? That the characters are the children of the previous ones isn't really a plot element; it's probably in the product description.

A billion dollars in a decade means that he doesn't have to accept anything. He makes as much in a year as fifty of you will make in your lifetimes. He can BUY AND SELL YOU, man. BUY AND SELL YOU.

Nothing can compare to "Do you remember this place? YOU WILL!!!!!" in the creepy killer voice.

Yes, it should be "disappointing news both for fans who caught Method Man and Redman's recent tour and for Comedy Central programming executives"

You didn't hear this from me, but you could record the audio from that clip up there. In a pinch you could also run a male-male cord from your speaker port to your mic port.

Wow
It seems that I totally misunderstood the title.

I don't think the series finale will include battling an assassin in the alien spaceship under the Vatican.

There are a few possible interpretations of Randy's photo up there, but Evi's expression is gold-plated nutball.

I was just about to ask what "Franz Kafka's A Country Doctor And Other Fantastic Films By Koji Yamamura" means, so good job being psychic.

Statute of limitations is 60 years
"the tomato patch where Don Corleone died"

Killer Croc may be too mutant-y for Nolan. Riddler, Catwoman, and Penguin are fairly down-to-earth. Zsasz would work, as would Scarecrow again. Maybe the Ventriloquist.