Yuk Yuk
Wolfgang Petersen? Why did they think a chef could direct a movie?

Vocab
"Moribund" twice in three sentences? Is that on today's word-a-day calendar?

It blocks them for me. Perhaps you're doing it wrong.

Wait…
This is a SCRIPTED show? Dang. I thought they were going to have a psychiatrist supervise throwing a real guy with arachnophobia into a bathtub full of spiders.

Crackpot Theory
Maybe it's because this season is built around the sympathetic theme of "unemployed people get a second chance," but features the most unsympathetic people possible. Oh noes, a high-powered lawyer who already earned 5 times as much money as a middle-class household will ever see needs help! The un- and…

Jesus vs Buddha. FIGHT!

It's TOTALLY what she deserved for talking to a male who is not her boyfriend?

It's my understanding that the hosts get some discretion over the material, so an unsporting host might kill off the weirder ideas. I think Jon Hamm had to agree to sit on a toilet and unspool lunch meat, which makes him A-OK in my book.

Lame
I thought "extreme plastic surgery" was things such as tongue bisection, pointed ears, and navel removal. This is "routine plastic surgery" at best.

I'm Dying to Know
…how does fighting in the ring save his friend's job? There's a referendum where people agree to pay a higher property tax rate if he wins a match? He makes enough money to sell bonds to the municipality?

I would like to see Johnny fucking deep, but I don't think it's that kind of movie.

Did we just get 10% more Americans free, or do you count people ignoring it more than once.

@Hoodwink
If this is the same guy, s/he already claimed that nobody cares about wandering the internet on company time.

Too Soon?
I'm sure they can piece together enough Graham Chapman material to make the talking dog believable.

Get a worm or other nasty thing from an ad. Go to an IT guy (or your supervisor if you really think IT exists in a different plane of reality) and say "Wow, an ad on a website just put a worm on my computer. How come we can't use Ad Block Pro??" It worked for me.

Dead Milkmen
…or would that promote being dead?

I embarrassed myself for pointing out that your workplace rules make no sense? You do realize that you have some input into that, right?

Tragically, going to the bathroom is a key area of human activity, and I doubt that someone willing to ship blood would ignore it.

It's a sentiment relevant to the topic, Primer, not a random reference. That might be the difference.

In my defense (and honestly, not just as an attempt to backpedal), I watched it religiously when it was originally on but stopped watching after just a few eps when it came back.