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Creepy
Holy crap, she looks like part of the "Bodies" exhibit in that picture.

Misleading title
Dammit, I thought this was a Talking Heads movie.

Yet you don't find it disturbing enough to install Ad Block Pro.

The Chimp has Spoken
I think this came off a bit better than the "inoffensive time-filler" review. It has the potential to get really stupid and annoying if they start dwelling on the cops' personal lives, but for the time being I was motivated to come back after the commercial breaks.

Much like "Naked Lunch."

Yes, but where's Firefly?

Pragmatism? Is that all you have to offer?

Couple is Registered at the AV Club
This is the most bizarrely sweet thing I've heard in a while. Congrats.

"The Rax Active Citizen"
Is Rax sponsoring the textbook or is this just some kind of weird training pamphlet for their employees?
If you have no idea what I'm referencing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

The first question, Apocalypse, is if you're willing to move to the 1/10th of America that is even covered by At&T's 3G service.

I've found it to be worth getting a dead-tree guide for the Disgaea games. I would rather have a handy bound several hundred pages than an onscreen (or printed) several hundred pages.

Like Tecumseh, I had the mask book back in the day.

Getting Old
When I read that headline I thought "Chris Noth is going to be Batman and Superman?!"

Ugh
This show is so consistently patronizing to disabled people that it makes me want to hurl something at the screen. If Jarrell doesn't have the technical skills, tell him that. If choreography will be too difficult, let him try the choreography round and send him home. All of this "you are inspirational and a hero"

They both have nudity, so you can't use that as a criterion.

Tying Lady GaGa to 9/11 is all kinds of classy and I won't hear you say otherwise.

Adios, Juan
They really should have killed Jack at the ambulance. So many main characters dying back-to-back would have been an especially big punch.
It also would have made more sense than taking him a block away to shoot him.

Insert Title Here
What the hell is the title of this movie? I've seen it referred to as "Shrek Forever After" here, but the television ads call it "Shrek the Final Chapter."

I'm guessing that it means "nothing…nothing…LOTSOFSTUFF…nothing…nothing…LOTSOFSTUFF"

Literally "in the form"
I am suspicious of any hyperlink with the text "in the form of porn star Sasha Grey."