…or compare the number of sitcoms and advertisements in which a man hits a woman to the number in which a woman hits a man. Again, it's gonna be the guy getting abused.

Find a sitcom or advertisement that includes both genders and features someone acting in a ridiculously stupid or incompetent manner. It's gonna be the guy.

Awfully Specific Help
I enjoyed the bits where he had to do the jobs. It was genuinely entertaining watching a CEO clean toilets. The meetings at the end were head-slapping, though. Here, in no particular order, are the lessons and solutions that he came up with:
1) You're a fun guy. Come give a presentation.
2) Giving…

C'mon
I expect better from you, Taco Bell. Where's my black taco?

Wait a sec
"That night, Harry hears Karen repeating a strange phrase in her sleep"
She has a fetus growing out of her neck, and he sleeps with her? A man's gotta have standards.

You mean ""My staff and I believe in producing television we are proud of and that we believe in."
You left out the restatement of the subject and pointless conjuction. They make it more magical.

I would love for it to be the best picture, but not the best animated feature. It would just go to show what the real superior category is. Seriously, though, why do they need to be two categories? There aren't separate categories for comedic feature, dramatic feature, and such.

As the co-founder of a popular and successful company, he probably gets more tang than Kennedy Space Center.

I still give the Tourette's guy a better chance than the paralyzed-face lady, simply because pop idols with visible disabilities are nonexistent.

Tourette's
That guy is gonna drive his Hollywood roommates crazy.

Where is/are:
-Firefly
-The fucking Romans.

Let's just call him "queer" and we're covered whether he's weird and/or gay.

Was he gay? I thought he was just another jerk who thinks that having the body of an eight-year-old makes him hot stuff.

Even if her record was expunged because she was a minor (for accessory to murder? how likely is that?), her fingerprints would still be in the system.

One possibility is that the charge was deliberately too weak to destroy a car. With the way it was set up (metal plate on top, lots of empty space below), the vehicle would be hit by a relatively slow-moving manhole cover and spared most of the power of the bomb.

Didn't Larry Moss get killed? Not like that stopped Tony, but he's special.

It annoys me that they never specify what exactly he's threatening her with.

Mitochondrial Eve
Nice paleoanthropology and/or Parasite Eve reference.

Did I see that
Todd VanDerWerff was watching from SD? Enjoying our crapstorm, sucka?

I love to see "Masturbating Bear Theme" in government records.