I'm a little dislexic, I originally read that as ramenant Pastafarians.

Shoulda listened to Peter Tosh. Rolling Stone has been wack for decades

whoa dude. Less. Much less.

Don't look the gift publicity horse in the mouth, bruddah

Marijuana.

Just play some Slayer and they will disperse

Your pitch is more interesting to me than 90% of what is actually aired. I would watch the shit out of Snoopy Doo. Imagine the catchphrase possibilities!

Joseph Smith was called a prophet. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

Life of Brian merit badges for all of you

@ George - if he wasn't embarassed then, he must certainly be now (assuming his consciousness has endured, which it almost assuredly has not)

@ George - if he wasn't embarassed then, he must certainly be now (assuming his consciousness has endured, which it almost assuredly has not)

Why do all of our saviors have this awful proclivity towards mortality? Very un-godlike

TCF16 - it's a ploy to upsell you to something "better". Drink your Mai Tai and move along…

there are still holdouts among us

you are so lame, dad

Guess what? You're calling in sick to work today.

Who played the role of William Jennings Bryan in that one?

Dick Cheney is evil?

there's always someone who hates a combo

Casually Banal Senescence