My moray eel is named Dick Cheney

Tilda Swinton rules

I would just like to say that Katy Mixon makes this straight woman waver

Don't worry loyal A.V. Club reader, I'll stroke the furry walls with you.

There is no justice

The AV Club comments section is the sinew in the elbow of democracy.

+100 likes for what Scott Agro said

That takedown was great, and not too heavy handed

CompuServe or GTFO

let he who has not boiled found denim cast the first stone

would so totally go to a restaurant called Hamm and Buble if it existed.

That wrestling airs at all is a testament to the ease of entertaining the untermensch

Loved AD, Mr Show, even got all the way through Run Ronnie Run…and I enjoy his standup (more so becaus at one point I lived in Atlanta, and his material about the south is dead on), but TIBDOTM just doesn't do it for me.

Much as I don't buy shit from Wal-Mart because so many of its wares are manufactured in China by serfs and I don't buy anything perishable from major grocery stores because it's all genetically modified shit, I source everything I buy.

I've been bad

Indeed, history has shown the only way to eliminate future individual acts of cruelty and inhumanity caused by systemic hypocrisies is to commit a single, massive atrocity on anyone in the affected area.

Every time a joint gets lit up around where I live, it came from Northern California.

When Najiba told Salim she went outside without his permission I thought I was going to shit a brick

yeah someone should go there and show them how to set up a government and be civilized and…

"All in all, a dehumanizing, nightmarish existence for those caught between ruthless criminals and the government that cannot - or will not - protect them.