Wow, that's a great guess, non-book reader!

And he also pointed out that vamps turn at different rates, like different people react to the flu differently.

Counterargument: after seeing what he'd just done, would you run away from him?

That must be putting a real Strain on your liver.

The actor playing the main one seemed vaguely familiar. Then I realized he reminded me of Stephen King.

Wasn't the boyfriend vampire meat this week?

So while we're on book spoilers…how can Eichorst feed on diaper dude without infecting him? The books state that both things happen simultaneously. That's why The Master smashed The Wishmaster's head into paste in the pilot.

They figured Setrakian was just tricking them into climbing the stairs so he could open the door again. Clever girls.

I would watch the shit out of a show that just had David Bradley dropping pills and blowing up houses.

I'm sorry, but the line of the night was "I am as big of a fan of the French vagina as you are, Eric, but come back to earth."

Well, if she can't be bothered to read the books she somehow knows she hates, I guess she can't be bothered to watch the shows she's reviewing.

Not really, since demand for pretty much anything would have dropped 2% as well.

Have you ever seen a cop?

"They came to me and told me in a dream that something big was going to happen on the third anniversary: you're going to swim nude, we're going to edit out your peen, and you're going to scream underwater."

They did have a good celebrity mix. That montage was the most entertaining thing in the episode.

It isn't the same if the girl doesn't cry, though.

I thought of something similar during the episode. No one HAS to win the Game Of Thrones, or at least doesn't have to look like they're going to keep it. What I had in mind was something like the Angel finale: a realization that the battle just goes on.

Top tier TV: http://www.avclub.com/tvclu…

It made last week's episode even emptier in calories than it already was, though.

He was walking back to the castle, heard the bells, then turned around and walked back towards the ship. Either he got on the ship, or he forgot his car keys.