Besides, things spoken by an alien should sound weird.

I'm a mostly Marvel guy but somewhere between the two extremes mentioned. I could have told you who Barry Allen was, but not Dr. Ivo. Didn't know anything about Black Canary. Know who Solomon Grundy is, but didn't know he was Cyrus Gold.

I'm still hoping for The Flash to find a way to make Gorilla Grodd work.

I voted up the "Distant Voices" love, but then I realized I was thinking of "The Sound Of Her Voice". No, I hated "Distant Voices".

I'm not sure which I'm more tired of at this point: stupid Christian complaints about the War On Christmas, or rebuttals to the ridiculous idea that there's a War on Christmas.

I'm not even sure that's a serious piece. Some of the things the author hates are things like, "Emma Thompson's heartbreak is too painful to watch."

I think the last one I bought was Attack Of The Clones.

I took my then-girlfriend to see it in the theater because she wanted to see it (which must have been 10 years ago today, as Facebook reminds me today is her birthday), and expected to hate it. But I didn't. Yeah, it's saccharine, but I don't mind. I assume the actors have much to do with that.

That whole running gag is befuddling. That gal is a stone cold fox.

Because Felicity's all of what, 23?

Rum ham!

Actually, when Maggie left the bus, something in their conversation had me afraid for Maggie.

It's not like you're going to get ticketed for not having her in a car seat.

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I'm a metal fan, and I feel the same way about death metal. That singing is ridiculous. It probably is generational, which is why I've been stuck on Master Of Puppets lately.

But you're on the show!

I resent that remark. My second cousin is not homely.

As I glanced at "Live Bait" on the button down at the bottom of my screen, it briefly looked like "Love Boat" which is now an episode of Walking Dead that I'm dying to see.

And you know what? I'd be fine with an anthology series about zpocalypse survivors. Every survivor has an interesting story by this point. But this show isn't that show.

I was so bored I kept switching to Green Lantern on FX.