Some girl you know?  For how long?  Because it's been a while, if you haven't already gotten in, you aren't getting in.

Some girl you know?  For how long?  Because it's been a while, if you haven't already gotten in, you aren't getting in.

I thought of it like the Zerg.  One isn't too powerful, but enough of them get through and you're in trouble.

I thought of it like the Zerg.  One isn't too powerful, but enough of them get through and you're in trouble.

For a little while there, I referred to Haywire as being both my favorite Channing Tatum movie and my least favorite Michael Fassbender movie.

For a little while there, I referred to Haywire as being both my favorite Channing Tatum movie and my least favorite Michael Fassbender movie.

Some motherfuckin' ice lizards always tryin' to glide uphill.

Some motherfuckin' ice lizards always tryin' to glide uphill.

Every Burton Gilliam line in that movie is pure gold.

Every Burton Gilliam line in that movie is pure gold.

That picture looks like two friends genuinely enjoying themselves, which didn't happen at any point while they were seated at the table.

That picture looks like two friends genuinely enjoying themselves, which didn't happen at any point while they were seated at the table.

Even better, LET'S ALL RESPOND TO A LETTER GRADE DISAGREEMENT WITH ALL CAPS.

Even better, LET'S ALL RESPOND TO A LETTER GRADE DISAGREEMENT WITH ALL CAPS.

That was the highlight of the episode for me.  I also kept expecting him to stab one of the waiters who bumped into his chair.

That was the highlight of the episode for me.  I also kept expecting him to stab one of the waiters who bumped into his chair.

Sure, if they postpone filming for 15-20 years.

Sure, if they postpone filming for 15-20 years.

I was feeling slightly racist for being disappointed that the part wasn't being played by a middle-aged English guy, but then I realized I would have been fucking ecstatic if Colin Salmon had been cast.

I was feeling slightly racist for being disappointed that the part wasn't being played by a middle-aged English guy, but then I realized I would have been fucking ecstatic if Colin Salmon had been cast.