You left out the rye.  MMmmm, rye.

If there are no countries, how are there state services?

If there are no countries, how are there state services?

How about this commentary: this song is racist for having its verses in the key of C major.  No black keys!

How about this commentary: this song is racist for having its verses in the key of C major.  No black keys!

Well, I'm certainly a fan now.

Well, I'm certainly a fan now.

Mel Brooks asked John Wayne to play that role.  I can't watch the movie now without picturing Wayne in the role, and laughing my ass off.

Mel Brooks asked John Wayne to play that role.  I can't watch the movie now without picturing Wayne in the role, and laughing my ass off.

He definitely got this job BECAUSE HE WAS LOADED!

He definitely got this job BECAUSE HE WAS LOADED!

This article is really defining "polymath" down, isn't it?  Benjamin Franklin, Leonardo Da Vinci, Demetri Martin.

This article is really defining "polymath" down, isn't it?  Benjamin Franklin, Leonardo Da Vinci, Demetri Martin.

I own the Blu-Ray, and it's available on Netflix.  I could watch it 3 times a day, each in a different format.

I own the Blu-Ray, and it's available on Netflix.  I could watch it 3 times a day, each in a different format.

It's a joke.  Lighten up, Francis.

It's a joke.  Lighten up, Francis.

I'd rather watch Sub Rosa than Masks.  Or that one where Troi has the alien baby.

I'd rather watch Sub Rosa than Masks.  Or that one where Troi has the alien baby.

@Prankster36:disqus RE: Killing Abe Lincoln accidentally: