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Gueuze Lambic
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They should come up with a cliched name for this.  Like, "The character you love to hate," or something.

They should come up with a cliched name for this.  Like, "The character you love to hate," or something.

Yeah, I want to see some whining action myself.  Also, why the fuck does she care?  She get promoted to producer while I wasn't looking?  For that matter, how does she even know? They screen episode budgets for 2nd tier cast members of different shows?

Yeah, I want to see some whining action myself.  Also, why the fuck does she care?  She get promoted to producer while I wasn't looking?  For that matter, how does she even know? They screen episode budgets for 2nd tier cast members of different shows?

For a movie titled Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, I'm thinking a C- may be good enough.  If it's over 40% on Rotten Tomatoes, I'm probably going.  I'm not expecting The Cabin In The Woods or Moonrise Kingdom, here.  I can live with some fun stylized violence and some scenery chewing from Rufus Sewell.

For a movie titled Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, I'm thinking a C- may be good enough.  If it's over 40% on Rotten Tomatoes, I'm probably going.  I'm not expecting The Cabin In The Woods or Moonrise Kingdom, here.  I can live with some fun stylized violence and some scenery chewing from Rufus Sewell.

Don't worry about having your mind blown.  I just blew myself.

Don't worry about having your mind blown.  I just blew myself.

John Michael Higgins makes anything better than it would have been, even Blade: Trinity.

John Michael Higgins makes anything better than it would have been, even Blade: Trinity.

It was worth it for the imagine of Ellen DeGeneres going to Australia, drilling a hole in someone's skull, and blowing into it.

It was worth it for the imagine of Ellen DeGeneres going to Australia, drilling a hole in someone's skull, and blowing into it.

Once upon a time, most women had three choices: wife, nun, or whore.  You expected Pam to be a housewife or a nun?

Once upon a time, most women had three choices: wife, nun, or whore.  You expected Pam to be a housewife or a nun?

That was funny, but when I think of Balaban, I think of his father's hum.

That was funny, but when I think of Balaban, I think of his father's hum.

I, a fully mature heterosexual male, actually said "Awww" out loud when I saw the wolf pup.

I, a fully mature heterosexual male, actually said "Awww" out loud when I saw the wolf pup.

The hard part is finding a 9 year old who can act like an adult.  This one acted about the way you'd expect a 9 year old to act when he couldn't play Xbox.

The hard part is finding a 9 year old who can act like an adult.  This one acted about the way you'd expect a 9 year old to act when he couldn't play Xbox.