While I like that it's suggesting new shows, the concept of watching a show to "replace" another show baffles me. If I like a show, I'm going to want to watch it, I'm not gonna think "welp, I'm never watching that show again, I guess it's time to cut ties and move on".

I think it was done to avoid the inevitability of Ashton Kutcher sleeping with her if she was straight.

"You can't bend a wooden door!"

I have all the episodes downloaded, so I'll get to it eventually. Most likely after I'm done with Homeland.

I also don't like OITNB's opening. Not just the length (which, as you said, feels like three hours), but I'm not a fan of the song at all. Regina Spektor's music in general just rubs me the wrong way.

Joel was referring sarcastically to how Jeff pushes the Dean away at every possible opportunity. But I like your theory much better.

I find Homeland's opening sequence quite unpleasant. Is this an uncommon opinion?

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I'd almost count Gravity Falls, but that's a stretch, seeing as it premiered over a year ago and is on a channel that doesn't quite target the key demographic. We can count Arrested Development if we want, but strictly speaking, not a good year, or season, for new comedies. Let's wait until fall before we bring the…

You're missing out.

2013 would go down as the best year in television if literally no other show aired besides Do No Harm.

Oh, wow, I never noticed it was all out already. May get to shotgunning it sometime soon.

They did talk about the vast amount of German puns they considered going with. I'm glad that at least the Hogan's one landed.

It might be a bit early to call Broadchurch a beloved drama, methinks.

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Unimpressive seems like a really weird word in this situation.

From what I can tell, they're all on cough PIRATE BAY cough

Starting Homeland, and Damian Lewis's tiny mouth is glaringly distracting. Will I ever get over this?

Thankfully Sunny's moving to Wednesday. Last season I had roughly 7 shows on Thursday and only one on Wednesday, so it's nice to take the load off a bit.