"Alright what if we rename the movie to focus on how the characters are outcasts in the rap community, and we call it Outcast…no wait, Outkast…"
-Kevin Hart

Gloryhole Road
The Hair Down There
Lick Mike

Space Jam (think about it…)

Washington DC

Hey I'm a much better shot than that.

Take it to the Rim starring Lexington Steele as LeBone James

The downside to that is you have to put your phone up to your face when answering a call.

You touch yourself at night.

#Smockin is also from Trillballins - can't be a coincidence…

*pushes up nerd glasses* It's an intentional troll job (and a fucking great one) by GMA who are referencing the weird twitter account @trillballins.

Has enough time passed to where we can declare that he sucks?

Your mom.

I've been gone awhile so let's see if I get this right…

Ayyy! I'm walkin' and eatin' a cheesecake heah!

Estelle Get Tea and Maybe Some Scones Also

Probably the MITB match even though Ambrose winning was somewhat predictable (would have liked to have seen Owens win). Lots of great spots including an absolutely BRUTAL Michinoku Driver from Zayn to Owens onto the side of a ladder.

Man, he wasn't even trying with that dumbass tweet.

OK, Skip Bayless.

The hoopz were good. Afterwards I decided to stay up and watch WWE's Money in the Bank PPV instead of going to sleep. In related news I've had 3 cups of coffee this morning at work.

"Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"