[TERRIBLE OBAMA IMPRESSION]

Judges?

Smooth move identifying yourself as a nerdlinger.

Well the Cubs had Jenny McCarthy throw out the 1st pitch yesterday so they're doomed by this new "McCarthy Curse."*

Great comment, Mr. Gallagher. Compelling and rich.

Sudeikis is a perfectly cromulent straight man and tracksuit wearing dancer. Nothing more, nothing less.

I have faith in Sudeikis based on his work in The Hangover and The Office. What's that now…?

@avclub-ca9c267dad0305d1a6308d2a0cf1c39c:disqus, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

Depends on who you call.

How much for that phone shaped like Mary Worth?

Check it out I bought the cane from Citizen Kane! Wait…

Well I lost a bullet.

*shoots Chuck Lorre*

God.

-the GOP

NCIS: Bethlehem

Jesus.

Burkina Faso.

I would also suggest Uruguay officially change their name to "You Are Gay."

JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!!!!