Or shoots a hole in a very large aquarium that just happens to be there.

"Where'd you get that dress?"
"I was buried in it."

He'd have to build the sawmill first, of course.

Carolmel apples.

Rick: "What happened to Beth?"
Daryl: "She's gone."
Rick: "PHRASING!"

Anyone who claims to hate clowns but is okay with this has some explaining to do.

I can imagine her conversations with Red.

Dr. Jack is my favorite, although it's rarely on anyone's "best-of-Lloyd" list. It was Lloyd's first feature planned as a five-reeler and as such could almost serve as a primer for his basic strengths: fast pacing, funny intertitles ("Sick-Little-Well-Girl" is one of my favorite character names), a wide range of…

When the world has been taken over by the same idiots who yelled "dibs" on everything in second grade, I think that's when I'd check out.

Roger being Roger … man, I have missed this show.

< 60 minutes = God bless you, Les Blank

Merida's hair needed its own movie. A movie in which it kicks Chuck Norris's ass.

Who isn't?

I was a huge Peanuts fan as a kid, but ever since I got a View-Master with some Peanuts reels, I've been disappointed in three-dimensional representations of the characters; any kind of Peanuts action figure, plush doll, lamp, etc. just looks odd to me, like someone tried to recreate the character and ended up making…

Too often it's a soap opera with zombies. But when they get it right ("Clear," Darryl confronting zombie Merle, most of this episode), it's strong, affecting drama.

I honestly thought once Tyrese saw Carol kill Lizzie, the light bulb would go on over his head and he'd realize Carol was the one who killed Karen. At least it would occur to him that she was capable of it and he couldn't dismiss her as a suspect.

My impression from reading the comments is that the people who hated the episode the most just don't like the child characters (or the actors who play them).

When she takes power, they will be pulled down and ground into the dirt for what they did to Jessica Fletcher.

Since the M*A*S*H finale?

They've been that way as long as I've known them. I'm sure some of it is aging, and some of it is cultural (it took them forever to accept that rock and roll wasn't just a passing fad), and some plain old cussedness. But I really do think their brains just don't process music. Which is strange because both my…