I also thought you were a girl.

@TheInvisibleHandjob Verily, verily, I say unto you, I appreciated your joke.

I know, I wanted to see it make an onion volcano.

You win. I was about to make the same joke but with "over the Wall." instead.

"I wish the black guy talked like a character from The Wire." - My racist wife.

FINCHY!

As we exited the Lucero show early last Friday night (I'd never heard them before) I quipped to my partner (I shit you not), "I'm not white enough to listen to that dad rock." Thanks Noel. I sincerely needed this perspective.

His kids are beautiful.

Jack White doesn't own a cell phone. What a luddite!

I was 24 and my wife was 22. But we're both from the good ol' south. A lot of our friends around that age were already married.

*Orange Gatorade.

First thing that came to mind when Bradley Whitford showed up in this episode:

@avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus And his head was on a stake the last time we saw it.

And sure, it's weird to check someone out while they're performing an amputation but that lady is beautiful.

An imaginary conversation with HBO:

Holy hell, that was intense.

@avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus I just love how Marc Maron pretentiously criticizes people who "weren't there in that REAL comic scene back then man" and then proceeds to whine when people criticize him.

I can't wait to skip… never mind, I'd probably like to listen to him bitch about AV Club.

Marc Maron is a hilarious crybaby on Twitter.

"David sure does seem to be having a shitty afternoon, considering the good news about his hero Marc Maron." - JimTreacher