I really need to memorize that whole gorilla metaphor. Eminently useful.

Nobody mentioned…
…the best part was when Gemma finishes giving Tara the talk about asserting her dominance through cat-fighting with the line "Here's my pee." Brilliant.

Wayanstainment
I first read that as "WayanSTAINment"… wrong, but yet right. The Wayans are the Michael Bays of Comedy - great if you're 13. I do have inexplicably fond memories of "Major Payne", but I'm sure if I watched it now I would vomit a little in my mouth.

The Buffy theme was way cooler when the random screaming ghost-lady or whatever was part of it, for the first 2 seasons if I recall correctly. RIP, random screaming ghost-lady. You shall be missed.

Brain aneurysm
I think we've been had, folks. The lead singer is clearly a less-facial-hair-having alter-ego of Zach Galifianakis. This is the only explanation my poor brain will accept for what I just watched. awjeof;ijawogjo;nfvuwj

One can only hope.

Never bring guns to a tank fight.

You might possibly maybe perhaps be overthinking this.

It's not ironic, it's just coincidental.
The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention - Now that… is… IRONY!
~Bender Bending Rodriguez

Amen.

Fuck.
I choose to not understand these signs.

NO TOUCHING
I may be the alone in this, but when David and Michelle started holding hands in the jail, I imagined a guard yelling "NO TOUCHING!" and David standing up and repeating, George Sr.-style "NO TOUCHING, NO TOUCHING!" Just sayin'.

Wow at "We Are Opryland". Wow.
That Opryland video was pretty craptacular… the best part was "you're the ones who fry the chicken" as 3 African Americans toil in the kitchen. Unintentional, I'm sure, but yeeeeah… Oh yeah I'm supposed to list my first job memory. Working at McDonald's, late 90's; "Better Days (And…

Let's have a moment of silence for
CHEDDAR TRISCUITS.

Thank you, Sir Modell
Man, what a great episode for Dylan Baker ("the creepy child molester from Happiness") and Ian McShane. It seems you wouldn't like them when they're angry. The scene where William slaps Jack was so awesome, more for the expression on William's face than the slap itself… it's too bad William…