This is a great episode of television, and I really enjoyed this write up…

I'M GONNA PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Nope, she was just on ecstasy.

Reading the stray observations made me remember how I knew this guy in college who was straight nails. Big guy, did MMA and all that, and just generally looked like he could tear you apart. Blew my mind when I found out he was mormon.

With the exception of "Frank's Brother," I think this season has been incredibly consistent.

Anytime Dee gets called a bitch, I crack up.

The plot was really meh, but this had some of the best one-liners I've seen in a while. Dwight looking at the camera and saying "being a mom" killed me. Also, Ryan's "biiitch."

You must be on your period.

Didn't it show Ben talking to Tate's mom on the phone a couple episodes ago, saying he couldn't treat him anymore? There's no way he wouldn't know it was Constance.

What about the buffoon lessons, the five years in clown college?