Taught me that I could terrify my little brother just by fast forwarding to the Egyptian segment of that Bert and Ernie VHS.

Ha… The fox and the hound. A.A. Dowd is the hound. The hound is brother to the mountain, and he who moves mountains is one sly fox. The fox catches fire, he is Firefox, he browses the plains for mountains and hounds, catching them where they sleep, raiding northern villages and killing for chickens. In the end there…

I hear you, I hate my comedy wacky too. Grim and grounded in the same stone-cold reality that chips away part of my soul every god damn day, that's how I unwind.

That new song is just laughably bad. Not that I'd ever say that to Ghost's face.

Pretty good article.

I like that Ashton Kutcher has a character but Cryer is just playing himself.

I hope he finds a larger audience. By which I mean, I hope he finds his turtle.

Because They Came Together was hilarious.

Yeah, tell me about it.

But… You didn't have to CUT ME OFF

Loved season 6, but I kept that to myself.

Whedon never responded to my e-mail telling him Buffy season 7 was pretty good, minus the sucky parts. But he responds to THIS guy?

Anytime Geenzo's not on the screen, the other characters should ask, "Where's Greenzo?"

I'd go Boyhood. And X-Men. But whatever this is is unquestionably #3

This has the potential to be Lil Wayne's version of Nathan for You.

I don't usually respond to contrarian dicks, but these were really good answers, especially explaining your alcoholism, and I think the Chef would approve, so I do too.

So I'm wondering: why nominate a song from yesteryear? In a forum celebrating the present, nonetheless.

Why did you do this?

I know I don't speak for the entire avclub, I don't think, but I don't tolerate cheating.

Something tells me you've been waiting on this Q&A for a frightening amount of time.